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    Brett A
    BPL Member

    @bulldogd

    Poetry???  I’ll show you poetry!!!  I’ve been saving this because I thought that goob Bonzo would win!

    My stuff sacks were hung by the stove with care

    in the hope that Jon would have Ocelots to spare.

    It turned out not true.

    No Ocelots.  Boohoo.

    The amount of fuel I use? Too much, I swear.

     

    So I entered Jon’s contest and rhymes were written.

    The Ocelot, you see, well I was quite smitten.

    A winner was picked.

    I was quite ticked

    and concluded that I had certainly been bitten.

     

    This contest was rigged.  Jon and Bonzo conspired.

    Their Ocelot deception left much to be desired.

    So I’ll take my old kitchen

    From me there’s no bitchin’

    The old Sol Ti? Well, it’s feeling quite tired.

     

    There’s only one way Jon can make right.

    Just one way to stop a big BPL fight.

    Make Ocelots for the masses.

    Say “Hey, there’s no taxes!”

    Now I pray that my Pocket Rocket will light.

     

    I’ve said enough.  Too much, it’s true.

    This whole Ocelot thing has left me so blue.

    An Inferno I’ve gotten.

    It won’t sit a rottin’.

    An adaptor I’ll make, if with sticks and some glue.

     

    No, that won’t work.  It’s sure to fail.

    Surely Jon has something for sale.

    Ocelots? Why no.

    Please say it aint so.

    The Ocelot 2 will work well in a gale!

     

    That’s it. I’m done. No more from me.

    Ocelot 2?  Who knows?  We’ll see.

    Go get some plate

    and stay up late.

    Waterjet away and charge a small fee.

     

    Now surely that qualifies as chaff.  Yeah, this  was fun and congrats Bonzo.  Actually, I haven’t picked up an Inferno yet.  Will wait and see what you come up with next.

    #3726468
    Bonzo
    BPL Member

    @bon-zo

    Locale: Virgo Supercluster

    Epic, Brett…just flat-out f***ing epic.  Nicely done, sir.

    One point, though: I did not conspire with anyone.

    At least, not this time.

    #3726469
    Brett A
    BPL Member

    @bulldogd

    LOL!!!  No, I was beaten fair and square.  Looking forward to hearing how it works.

    #3727062
    Bonzo
    BPL Member

    @bon-zo

    Locale: Virgo Supercluster

    My mug sits secured
    atop my Pocket Rock-ette.
    BWAHAHAHAHA!

    But for seriously, this thing is cool. Feedback incoming.

    #3729416
    humorless
    BPL Member

    @sleeping

    Locale: The Cascades

    Oops, sorry. I tend to let chaff creep in sometimes, my bad.

    #3729421
    Jon Fong
    BPL Member

    @jonfong

    Locale: FLAT CAT GEAR

    FYI – Production parts for a Stainless Steel Ocelot Inferno HX for the Pocket Rocket Deluxe were just completed.  I am finish up some testing and will be offering a Backpackinglight Special soon.

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