OK, the Doctor is in:
You may now confess to all gear fetishes that you have in our little group therapy session.
"Hi, my name is Eric and I have a (few) gear fetishes."
1. I like to modify my gear – even if it doesn't need it.
2. I REALLY like using ESBIT for cooking.
3. Sometimes I get the urge to buy "just one more" stove
4. I have half a garage full of camping/backpacking/skiing gear – which I actually use.
5. Eating well on the trail is my most addictive fetish. I'll carry a tiny skillet and mini spatula to have scrambled eggs a few times in a week.
Also, I like telling my wife, with a totally straight face, "This? Ha! I've had that since 1990." when she spots a new eVent garment, stove, pair of boots, etc.
P.S.
This thread is about backpacking fetishes, not fetishes disguised as backpacking fetishes, such as wearing women's nylon underwear to "save weight". That thread is in a FAR different website.



