"Did you hear that???
I think it was Justin's head exploding."
Dear BackpackingLight Forum,
This is Becky Whitson, Justin's spouse, speaking on behalf of Justin. It is with a heavy, sad heart that I share the following news… Justin recently went through a tragic, unexplained accident. He was on his laptop yesterday, presumably surfing this forum since it was the last page up, when his head spontaneously exploded.. No one can explain the occurrence…though it appears that Christopher * is a one of a kind psychic, having predicted this somehow (or perhaps it was foul play, Christopher, you'll be hearing from our lawyers shortly..)
Because I know Justin held this forum and most of it's members in high esteem, I know he would want me to inform you of this and that he may never partake in BPL again. For the positive side, amazingly he survived this tragedy–perhaps because he had such a big head to begin with, I don't know, we can only speculate at this point. Doctors say that there may be a partial recovery but..but.. he'll never be quite the same again.
Also, occasionally he wakes up and mutters things over and over again, perhaps it will make sense to some of you? He keeps saying things like, "Cuben fiber .51 .33 .74 1, hybrid cuben…Robic…Fusion…Fusion… Paramo…EPIC combo, eVent poncho, spectra windjackets… future of WPB…." repeating these same things over and over again, it makes NO SENSE, I fear for the worst for him. What scares me more is sometimes he wakes up sweating and screaming, as if from a horrid nightmare, yelling out, "Drake Belial hunting me, Ken hates me, no one laughs at my jokes NOOOOOOOOO…..
If you would like to send UL flowers send it to …. ……….. ……. ……. ……
Thank you so much, and please pray for his recovery.