Ziff,
Thank you for the recent hydrostatic test you conducted and reported on. The more data points we have, the clearer the picture will become.
A lot of us lightened things up recently and had a few well needed laughs; I assume you are still maintaining that light hearted spirit. For anyone who didn’t get your (DRY humor joke) and really believes that a hydrostatic head measurement for a tarp is meant to tell you how deep the water is on top of it before it leaks, there is still hope in one (DRY writing) paragraph.
The KISS explanation is that when a thunderstorm's 4.5 mm rain drop hits your tightly stretched Cuben tarp straight it has kinetic energy just before the impact. After the raindrop SPLATS at a right angle and there is no give to your tarp it generates 10,066 mm H2O of force. If your tarp gives and moves down x times the distance of the raindrop diameter to dissipate it, then the force is 10,066/x.
The hydrostatic head measurement is tested for and published with the specs for a tent fly by most manufactures. They do this so an informed consumer can compare products to see how they might handle the force of that typical 4.5 mm diameter rain drop after it hits. It is not to tell a consumer how thick the water is on the top their tent before it leaks (smile).

