Here’s a challenge for you!
How would you fit as many calories as possible into a Bare Boxer Contender?
Background: I have a bare boxer contender and I think the size is great for most of my trips. I don’t often have the opportunity hikes more than 3-4 days, but I’m looking at some longer hikes later this year and am trying to squeeze every bit I can so I can avoid switching to a bigger canister/bigger pack/etc. I’m willing to eat simply and am quite happy eating the same food day after day. The best I’ve managed in real life is 15,000 calories(5 cups couscous, 5 cups oats, 8 oz oil, 8oz ghee, 5 cups macadamia nuts). I bulk pack, shake, and squeeze, but I’m about at my limit with current techniques. Hoping to figure out a way to get to 20,000 calories.
So what’s in the realm of the possible? Just for a little fun and to bound my imagination, let’s see what I can do with some efficient but unappetizing options. Filled top to bottom with vegetable oil at 1928 calories/cup, we get 36,632 calories. The densest carbohydrate source I can think of is honey, 1023 calories/cup. That’s 19,000 calories. Of course neither of those is realistic due to palatability and nutrition.
Here’s a few idea’s I have. Please let me know your thoughts or any other techniques you might think of to push me over the edge.
-replace quick steel cut oats with scottish oats. finer grind means I can likely compact further. switching to more couscous gives me a few more calories(just 130 a cup, or about 650 the whole intended 5 day pack out)
-switch to produce bags/twist ties for bulk packing instead of the gallon ziplocks I currently use. Ziplocks a heavier and less form fitting, though they do a pretty good job.
-pre pour oil into couscous and butter into oats before departure, allowing them to fill air space in the grains. concerned about spoilage, mess, and palatability. guess I’ll have to try to find out.
-add more fats, but this is already a pretty fat heavy diet.
-replace healther oats, couscous, and macadamias with m&ms and other junk food. M&ms yield over 1000 calories a cup and pack small. No protein and lots of simple sugars though.
If I can’t hit my 20,000 calorie goal, I may just carry a small stuff sack with a couple days food and deal with the hanging/ park bear box hassle for the first few days, but that’s not a possibility on all trails.
Thanks for your input. I’ve really enjoy the communities tips on other posts regarding compact packing and they’ve helped me get this far.




