Hi hi hi, I'm Lizz's backpack. I'm mostly yellow. I used to be used for climbing when she was at college, decades ago, she's middle aged now, but she's hung on to me. I'm also pink and purple and red. I don't have a frame, but I do have a padded back. She took off all the external straps on my sides – I felt a bit weird and naked for a while. Then she took off the ice axe loop. But then she added some net pockets. It was such a relief, I thought she'd been seduced by a pretty jam 50. I say rock star on the lid. And I am. Lizz is quite good as an owner. She doesn't throw me around, though she has sat on me and used me as a sleeping mat. Really the indignation!
At the moment she's on a trip with me to west Wales – snow rain hail and wind. She's quite good at dry bags and stuff sacks I can hear them snuggling inside me. Makes me feel warm and protective. She'so been very good really and has come to about thirty countries with me. I sat beside her at the Taj Mahal, she took my picture in Samarkand, I cuddled her in New York too. She let a friend borrow me once but only once we got awfully drunk and I had to be rescued from a police station!
Someone has tried to take me away from her twice – both times she jumped off trains to run after me as someone tried to take me away. I'm quite hard to miss in a crowd. She's awfully affirming of me as a bag, she regulalry tells me how well I'm doing and thanks me when I fit in yet another book, oh yes, the books say hello to you lot too, they're better with words than I am. I'm just a bag, though I'm sure Lizz wouldn't say so. I think of her as a friend.
Most of the time during the week I hang on the back of the living room door. I see her going to work, she takes my cousin a little Berghaus day sac to work most days, but she's not cheating on me, it's ok. Sometimes she takes my other cousin a big 65 litre rucsac with pockets, to places where she has to take lots of materials or stuff. But I know it's me she prefers.
At the moment I'm snuggled up with a thermarest stuffs sac who is my friend, also yellow. And one with a map of the world printed on it, my Lizz is a map lover. Lizz is a bit cold, we're staying in a hotel tonight and it's awfully windy and chilly. I found the silk sleeping bag and the hot water bottle -give hottie a little wave folks she's a red platypus – and Lizz is doing a bit better.
Tomorrow she's giving a talk, and I think I'll probably be the oldest bag in the room. I'll admit I'm a bit proud of that. Sometimes I'm older than some of the people there. That's because Lizz is loyal to good gear (ooh modest). I can't imagine what it'd be like without her- after nearly thirty years we are still going strong.