Lifestyle

Mirrors don't lie.

Wasn't aware that "dead sexy" was a lifestyle but I'll go with it.

Oh brother…

Wasn't aware that you thought looking dead and bloated was sexy…..

Short, bald and looking like an extra from "On the water front"?

Hmm. At work in my hiking pants, ill fitting shirt bought off the clearance rack at REI, smart wool socks.

I wonder what that says about me?

Perhaps a clue as to why I'm still single………..

"Wasn't aware that you thought looking dead and bloated was sexy…."

He already lost me with the image of Fat Bastard playing with his… no, I don't want to think about it.

Is "Nerd Chic" a lifestyle? I think so!

I tried to find a link to a Fat Bastard video so that joke would play out to its logical conclusion but they were all pretty far over the top and I didn't want to suffer from moderator wrath.

Forgot how funny those movies are. Looks like I have a movie marathon date with Netflix next week when I return home.

flabby with a liberal coating of dog hair…. right on!

Does loosing two front teeth and spending the money that could have gone for a partial on backpacking and rock climbing gear count (sale items, couldn't resist).

I'm sure I look goofy when I'm smiling hiking down the trail. But that's only because hiking down the trail makes me smile.

Didn't really need the gear, but didn't really need the teeth either. lol Besides, the partial wasn't on sale.

OK Maybe I need help.