The Other Fly –The Ridiculous One in your Baselayer

If I see any of you on the trail wearing butt flap pants, I reserve the right to laugh hysterically at you.

"If I see any of you on the trail wearing butt flap pants, I reserve the right to laugh hysterically at you."

If you see anybody with their butt flap pants visible, you'd best save your breath for running in the opposite direction. ;=]

"THAT has to be the best post of 2013!"

Even a blind squirrel occasionally happens upon a nut. ;)

Tom,

I don't know where you get all those great sayings. Sometimes I think you must have grown up in the South. Two of my employees live in the South and their country sayings keep me in stitches when I travel with them.

"I don't know where you get all those great sayings. Sometimes I think you must have grown up in the South.

Long ago, before being banished to Little Rock by my boss for indiscretions with his secretary, I picked up a copy of Jefferson Davis' Little Red Book in order to ingratiate myself with the natives. Even longer ago, I watched Song of the South many times as a little boy. After a while, even a pussified San Francisco liberal like me got the hang of it….

"Two of my employees live in the South and their country sayings keep me in stitches when I travel with them."

Just don't let them talk you into a float trip down the Cahulawassee River. ;0]

"Just don't let them talk you into a float trip down the Cahulawassee River"

Well…

All I can say is that

whitey-tighties have a fly.

"whitey-tighties have a fly."

:)

I just have to weigh in here, for a moment.

A) I find this thread hilarious. Watching men talk about their junk, junk holders, and widely varied methods of evacuation in thinly veiled innuendo is the most entertaining thing I've done all week.

B) Pee rags are the best thing evar.

C) @Tom & sex change…ROFL

D) I'm kinda glad all I have to do is drop trou and mind the wind. All this double-curtaining, s-bending, two-handing stuff seems complicated.

"All this double-curtaining, s-bending, two-handing stuff seems complicated."

That's all testosterone-fueled bluster. We know that most of the posters in this thread only need to one-hand it…..

"That's all testosterone-fueled bluster. We know that most of the posters in this thread only need to one-hand it….."

Off my chair sideways and on the floor.

@Heather. Thanks for baiting Doug into the conversation. ;0)