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Dec 9, 2013 at 9:29 pm #2052770
If I see any of you on the trail wearing butt flap pants, I reserve the right to laugh hysterically at you.
Dec 10, 2013 at 3:26 pm #2052952AnonymousInactive"If I see any of you on the trail wearing butt flap pants, I reserve the right to laugh hysterically at you."
If you see anybody with their butt flap pants visible, you'd best save your breath for running in the opposite direction. ;=]
Dec 10, 2013 at 3:28 pm #2052953AnonymousInactive"THAT has to be the best post of 2013!"
Even a blind squirrel occasionally happens upon a nut. ;)
Dec 10, 2013 at 3:59 pm #2052968Tom,
I don't know where you get all those great sayings. Sometimes I think you must have grown up in the South. Two of my employees live in the South and their country sayings keep me in stitches when I travel with them.
Dec 10, 2013 at 4:26 pm #2052977AnonymousInactive"I don't know where you get all those great sayings. Sometimes I think you must have grown up in the South.
Long ago, before being banished to Little Rock by my boss for indiscretions with his secretary, I picked up a copy of Jefferson Davis' Little Red Book in order to ingratiate myself with the natives. Even longer ago, I watched Song of the South many times as a little boy. After a while, even a pussified San Francisco liberal like me got the hang of it….
"Two of my employees live in the South and their country sayings keep me in stitches when I travel with them."
Just don't let them talk you into a float trip down the Cahulawassee River. ;0]
Dec 10, 2013 at 6:42 pm #2053011"Just don't let them talk you into a float trip down the Cahulawassee River"
Well…
All I can say is that
whitey-tighties have a fly.
Dec 10, 2013 at 7:20 pm #2053025AnonymousInactive"whitey-tighties have a fly."
:)
Dec 11, 2013 at 6:43 pm #2053372I just have to weigh in here, for a moment.
A) I find this thread hilarious. Watching men talk about their junk, junk holders, and widely varied methods of evacuation in thinly veiled innuendo is the most entertaining thing I've done all week.
B) Pee rags are the best thing evar.
C) @Tom & sex change…ROFL
D) I'm kinda glad all I have to do is drop trou and mind the wind. All this double-curtaining, s-bending, two-handing stuff seems complicated.
Dec 11, 2013 at 6:46 pm #2053374"All this double-curtaining, s-bending, two-handing stuff seems complicated."
That's all testosterone-fueled bluster. We know that most of the posters in this thread only need to one-hand it…..
Dec 11, 2013 at 6:51 pm #2053377AnonymousInactive"That's all testosterone-fueled bluster. We know that most of the posters in this thread only need to one-hand it….."
Off my chair sideways and on the floor.
@Heather. Thanks for baiting Doug into the conversation. ;0) -
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