Bless me Father Hiker for I have sinned.
I have put aftermarket side pockets and a Wet Rib on my pack. (Yes, I have an organization fetish Father.)
I sleep on a FULL LENGTH Thermarest ProLight pad. (I crave comfort at night – mortal sin)
I have brought alcoholic spirits of the 151 proof variety for consumption. (You're Catholic so that's not a sin. ;)
I use a solo TT Moment TENT instead a Cuben tarp. (mortal sin)
I carry a heavier than a cell phone Olympus TG 1 waterproof camera.
I carry extra AA, CR123 and coin lithium batteries.
My shoes are Merrill Moab Ventiators and not etherial Nike "trail runners".
My pack is an REI Cruise UL 60 and not from Cuben fabric. (mortal sin)
I have no wind shirt but carry an eVent parka for the purpose. (venal sin)
Sometimes I cook over a wood fire (when legal).
I prefer cooking with ESBIT to alcohol. (mortal sin)
I cook with a 3 cup ALUMINUM pot & lid instead of a Ti mug. (mortal sin)
I have a Lexan long handled spoon instead of a Ti spoon. (another mortal sin)
My WM Megalite sleeping bag is wider than most AND it has been overstuffed with an extra ounce of down. (double mortal sin)
Sometimes when in my bag I think impure thoughts of females instead of tomorrow's trail. (venal sin – I hope)
I live to eat instead of eating to live. (venal sin)
My hiking poles are aluminum instead of carbon fiber. (VERY mortal sin)
Please Father Hiker, bless me.
F.H.-> "My son, get thee to the GoLite store and purchase HK gear (Hikingly Correct) and sin no more."






