SUPER DUPER ULTRA LIGHT TITANIUM SPORK !!!!!!!!!!

Might as well just use your fingers at that point. I am thinking you would burn yourself on hot foods anyway. I like my long handled spoon for a number of reasons, this seems, well, impractical. cool keychain though, as it's bound to start up some conversations.

Should be good for some extra reported cases of "giardia" contamination…

If only it was made of cuben fiber.

Come on…cuben fiber would be a bit silly…it wouldn't last very long once put through the rigors of teeth etc…

…it would have to at least be a cuben hybrid!

:-)

Or you could just use a quarter. It wouldnn't be titanium, but it would be multiple use, like at a payphone after a hike. Do they still have pay phones?

I guess you could split a stick and lash it to the spoon. Or something…

That little ring on the end is extra unneeded weight.

How about the UL version (vs the heavy deluxe model shown)

I will set up the Kickstarter page later. ;-)

accidentally swallowed it

Wait. It'll show back up. Got a nickel back that way.

Suddenly, I've an idea for this year's Xmas tree ornaments.

Haha! Thanks for the laughs everyone. I forgot I posted this.

But don't forget.. it's not the size of the spork that matters, but the depth of your bowl!

Harrison opined, "Suddenly, I've an idea for this year's Xmas tree ornaments."

Earrings. Got 'em at Jered's :D They could at least do a wild anodizing job on it.

Just the evolution of the CRKT Eat'n' Tool:

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Don't forget the ecological and financial value of using less material, less manufacturing processes, less weight/freight costs, etc. (o:

Nor the gullibility of buyers…

ROFL!!!!!