BPL UL Hammer Pants

Dum dum dum dum
dum dum
dum dum

Can’t lug this
Oh,oh
Can’t lug this
My pack is heavy, hits my back I say Oh lawd
Boyscouts tring to kill me, ten pound tent and blistered feet
Got to scale it down
To much cr-p to lug around
You know I’m Butch
But a 40 pound pack just weighs to much

I told you geardork, you can’t lug this
Yea all the grams were countin’
You can’t lug this

Light new kicks and pants
You know that Ryan Jordan made my underpants
From that merino wool
You know that shizzle wicks my sweat fool
Henry Shires made my tent
Now I gotta place to kick it when I can’t pay my rent
Spent all my cash on titanium, Cuban fiber, tyvek bivvys
Everyone at Gossamer Gears name starts with g, G
I use a tent stake to dig my ruts
And Mike Clelland taught me how to wipe my butt
You can’t lug this
Yea boy I counts more grams than a dope dealer at a Dead show
Can’t lug this

Rick,
Your dropping lines like grams playa, sweet.

You know when I hits da button on my bear spray
all the light ladies say "Hay!"

Rick – Thanks for the laugh! Seriously – that's great. Too funny. :)

Mike Clelland! Forever remembered as "the guy who teaches people how to p00p in the woods".

Stop! Snicker Time! Hey Sam is that a White Castle? Oh man I could use on of those.
Mike Clelland is a great man but if I was ever in his backyard I'd watch my step.

Glad you dug it Dan it was fun to write but I still got that darn song stuck in my head.

Yes, White Castle. Read more: http://tinyurl.com/camnht. And you’re not the only one who that dangded song in their head all day.

Great report I hate those darn MN Nazi monkeys. Sliders are the choice of ul peak baggers. I'm in, me and the Mrs. will knock out some VA peaks this spring. She's gonna love that story.