BPL UL Hammer Pants

nice one !

edit : should have made them buyable or at least the possibility to preorder lol…

It's to bad this is a joke they look pretty comfortable and 10 oz for a pair of convertibles really is that bad.

Well OK , I will stick my neck out with this one. The most obvious advantage, to me, is the fact that you would not be needing to have those stupid p**p tubes to carry your waste out from those National Park areas with no waste rules.From that shot I would estimate you could carry about three days without making it too obvious. (in case you come across some skirmish city folk) In the short term that should also keep you warmer.

Franco

I sure hope you have sizes to fit women and in pink..or purple.

I just can't wait to see the gaiters that go along with these! Thigh level, right? And in leopard skin spandex.

I think these pants have even more dazzle then the titanium whistle….if that's even possible?

Colors yo! What colors? Can I get them in reflectix?

Tyvek, can we get them in tyvek? Is there a tyvek that will glow under one of those UV lights, that would be handy in case you danced/walked so hard your pants fell off and you couldn't find them in the dark.

hahahahahhahahah @michael

You call these "cool?" Where's the big, garish logo?

I would actually buy these because they would allow mre side to side movement.

I won't need a pack with a pair of these, stuff everything in the pockets and go. I would like to have gold mylar, double duty for rescue signal.

We all know Ryan is going to blow all the money he gets from these on mansions and titanium cars. Then he'll be broke and become a preacher. next thing you know he'll be showing Mini Me how to rig a tarp on the Surreal Life.

I'm just wondering if the parachuting claim has been tested. If so, hang-glider fanatics can now enter the ultralight world!!!

Absolutely awesome April Fools, BPL! LMAO!!

These come in all your favorite colors, Olive, Pink, Purple, Reflectix, Tyvek, and Metallic Gold.

* Also, I'm afraid we've been called out. Yes, the profits from the sale of these pants will be going to buy Ryan's next titanium sports car.

Can I order a bulk shipment of these? I'd like 3 of each size you've got. I'm needing to outfit a youth trail crew and these Hammer's are just the look were are going for with the youths of Camp Can't Touch This. Any group discount for buying bulk? Contact me at phone # (HAM)MER-TIME. Thanks BPL for keeping it real.

MESH

We need a full mesh version that will allow for:

1) Maximum frustration level for those annoying mosquitos and black flies that swarm hikers.

2) Dissapation of heat from up-hill climbs

3) Full ventilation to avoid monkey-butt

4) Immediate release of noxious fumes resulting from too much chili the night before

And for the sake of modesty, use a small (think Brazilian micro-bikini) patch of no-seeum mesh in "socially delicate areas".

Franco is going to look so COOL in a pair of these (but include southern hemisphere wearing instructions).

I thought this was for real….for a second, and then let out a laugh. Nice one. April 1st

You save so much weight by not wearing a shirt you can wear a big, thick diamond necklace.

Definitely Gold hammer pants, white mesh tank top, and a buff tied all crazy on my melon. Maybe invest in a titanium grill for my pearly whites.

What footwear would you folks recommend for this fine outfit?

Anybody?

Green Puma's YO!

Green Pumas would be my second choice. My first choice would be Moon Boots.

Chrome tipped rattlesnake loafers are also a safe bet.

Gold Hammer Pants, and topped off with some bling. Not any regular bling, but a gold medallion of me wearing a gold medallion.