I am sorry Nathan, you don’t.
I thought this was an exercise. I tried injecting some levity. You want serious?
I would not have got into that position. I would have been wearing real rain gear. Yeah it is twice as heavy at 11 oz each but it did not wet-out at hour 4 like yours did. (I am speculating as you are the one complaining.) And if I lived in your area, instead of just visiting it and having many friends there, I would have been even more prepared. But how would I make it better?
Get a pack cover. A liner is dumb in my opinion in rainy areas. Your pack could fill with water over the course of the “it's been raining for the full 48 hours you've been here.” In two days you are probably carrying a couple pounds or more of water between your pack and the liner.
Who makes fires? Not me. I have not made one since 1993 and won’t again unless I need it. You plan on them? Interesting.
I have never hiked for two days in solid rain. I never want to. If I did I would put up my tent, like always. I would make dinner, like always. I would be happy that I was outside, under the stars, like always. I would not think that once I got back to my computer I would complain about my trip.
Is that serious enough?

