Dear Ron at MLD,
It seems that after buying all of your gear, I am spending way too much time on the trail and away from home and my wife is not all that happy with me.
Apparently, I have been gone so much that when I come home the dog growls at me and my 5 yr old daughter has forgotten who I am.
To make things worse, it seems that after all those months on the trail, I have inadvertanly developed some sort of Cuben Fiber fetish which is effecting my "marital life".
Well, my wife has just about had enough of it all and is threatening to leave me if things don't improve in the bedroom and at home in general.
Viagra does not seem to do much for me, other than to make me light headed.
Sooo, I was wondering if you might be able to make a Cuben Fiber night gown with some 850 down fill insulation to descretely provide some warmth for her and to remind me of my beloved sleeping bag.
I think that the fact that the Cuben Fiber is semi translucent would be the best material to use vs. silnylon.
Also, do you think you could make a matching garter belt of Titanium?
-Tony in the Dog House Wong
(Adding a little humor into your day)
