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    Addie Bedford
    BPL Member

    @addiebedford

    Locale: Montana
    #1470029
    Ken Thompson
    BPL Member

    @here

    Locale: Right there

    I just don't know what to say.

    #1470039
    Adam Kilpatrick
    BPL Member

    @oysters

    Locale: South Australia

    …often comes at the princely price of one's sanity.

    Bravo!

    #1470041
    Roger Caffin
    BPL Member

    @rcaffin

    Locale: Wollemi & Kosciusko NPs, Europe

    > I just don't know what to say.

    I do …
    but I can't…

    #1470055
    Jim Colten
    BPL Member

    @jcolten

    Locale: MN

    [tears of laughter running down my face]

    No way I can let my family see this article, they'll want to know where I found someone to write that article for me.

    I DID almost end up in the hospital after my first return to backpacking trip eight years ago (subtitled "The Pack Mule at age 50")

    #1470070
    David Stenberg
    BPL Member

    @dstenberg1

    Locale: South

    This was an excellent article. A new monthly column?

    #1470076
    Devin Montgomery
    BPL Member

    @dsmontgomery

    Locale: one snowball away from big trouble

    I think this came a bit early – the first of April is still a few months off.

    #1470082
    John S.
    BPL Member

    @jshann

    I'm speechless too.

    Sigmund Freud

    #1470154
    Lynn Tramper
    Member

    @retropump

    Locale: The Antipodes of La Coruna

    WOW!

    Another speechless reader.

    #1470158
    Tony Wong
    BPL Member

    @valshar

    Locale: San Francisco Bay Area

    Let me understand this.

    Did the author of this article just write an essay documenting for the world a declaration that he has funded all of his backpacking purchases with counterfeit money from a printing press built by his relative???

    #1470162
    Judi Henson
    Member

    @ritzhenson

    Locale: The Deep South

    That's what it sounds like to me…So, where does your Grasshopper Uncle live again?

    #1470191
    Jim Sweeney
    BPL Member

    @swimjay

    Locale: Northern California

    Tony and Judith, I can't say I pretend to understand economic theory, but my uncle explains that the Treasury Dept actually (tacitly) encourages what they call the "orderly entrepreneurial enhancement of the monetary supply". What they object to is sudden, dislocating currency infusions. So, for example, when I suggested to him that we might let everyone at BPL use the machine, he explained (with a stiff left hook) "Now that would be getting greedy, wouldn't it?" The orderly, low key use of his machine stimulates the economy and saves the treasury dept the cost of printing and distributing extra currency. After all, my uncle says, where do I think the money for the current economic stimulus packages is going to come from?

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    David Gore
    BPL Member

    @davgor

    Locale: Central CA Coast

    Thanks BPL editorial staff for printing the funniest thing I've read all day. Its style reminds me of books authored by Tom Robbins, whose paperbacks have on occasion gone into my pack. In all cases, well done, Mr. Sweeney.

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    Ryan Jordan
    Admin

    @ryan

    Locale: Central Rockies

    Tony, I'm confused too.

    The accountant here is still trying to figure out if we have to report Jim's purchases as … legal sales … to the IRS …!

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    Jay Wilkerson
    BPL Member

    @creachen

    Locale: East Bay

    There is a lot to think about in his article and then agian there is not. SPOOF!! UL is a waste of time-Right!!

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    John Whynot
    Member

    @jdw01776

    Locale: Southeast Texas

    Will there be a sequel on April 1st?

    #1470948
    Mary D
    BPL Member

    @hikinggranny

    Locale: Gateway to Columbia River Gorge

    ROTFL!

    #1471563
    Tom Clark
    BPL Member

    @tomclark

    Locale: East Coast

    Hard to believe this article wasn't listed as members only. To think I skipped over the Cowboy Coffee article for this.

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