The Spork is DEAD

https://www.hapi.com/product/hapifork

The iSpoon has a camera with sound and comes with a white and silver belt sheath :)

I'm sure there is a version with retractable prongs.

Will it help us avoid this problem?

NS may have been jesting, but there really is a smart water bottle for those that have everything except a brain. SHEESH!!!

…a fool and their money…

I used to throw away half the nails in the box because the heads were on the wrong end. Then a more experienced carpenter explained that those are for the use on other side of the wall.

Good grief Clearly, all the good ideas are taken. "For the Connected Generation" lol.

So this guy buys a new chainsaw, goes home and cuts up a cord and finds it slower than his old bucksaw. He takes it back to the store and tells the clerk his problem. The clerk steps outside, starts up the saw, revs it a couple times and asks the guy what the problem was and he replies, "whats that noise?"

What the is the point of sporks? To use as a spoon you have to use the fork or fork&knife end as a very uncomfortable handle: why not bear  a few grams extra weight and carry to separate items that are masters of their trade?

“Innovation for innovation’s sake leads to…a fool and their money…”

To use as a spoon you have to use the fork or fork&knife end as a very uncomfortable handle:

I thought a spork was just a spoon with little fork-like tines on the end of the spoon’s bowl, not the handle. I’m aware that Light My Fire thinks about that differently, but that’s just marketing.

They always remind of the school cafeteria.

We got a real fork and spoon in ours, but no knife. I wouldn’t give a knife to somebody I was about to feed that food to either.