Ahh the joys of having a stomach bug 10ish days after backpacking

Where's the GIF, Man???!!! I wanna see Ronny B chuggin' that Miller!

Bob I tried man. Couldn't find it. Anyway

Oh, crap! I was going to use the other (pink) one as my avatar! I really should take my own advice when I tell my wife the same thing about her friends' Facebook flames. :^)

Bob here ya go .

thanks, grabbed it!

I was out for a trek on a trail, When I suddenly heard a loud wail, It was some wild-eyed dude, Surrounded by dehydrated food, And a pile of shat beyond scale! “Dude!” I said with surprise, While quickly diverting my eyes, “Is this normal for you, This large pile of poo? If so, seeing a doc would be wise.” “To the untrained eye, I must look like hell,” Replied the dude, ignoring the smell. “But all this shatting and squirting, Is not really hurting. And it gives me great stories to tell!” Now my intent here is not to defame, Or to question the dude’s claim to fame, But after seeing that mess, I can venture a guess, That’s how the Slickrock Trail got its name.

Doug, I've got 3 words: YOUR. BEST. EVER!! And that's sayin' something!

Yeah Doug, LMFAO and shat my pants while doing so.

LOL Doug. This one is the best yet.

Doug can we get poo haiku as well?

Well here it is two weeks later. I shook the fever a day or two after writing the OP but I'm not symptom free either. The good news is that whatever bug I injested is helping me with my weight loss goals and I hope to someday become a physically UL elitist hiker as a result. Doug. I salute you.

It's what Trolls do.

3….2….1…… [Ken T] grrrrrrrrr…. sorry for feeding the troll! :-( That's OK.