Terms like "monstrosity" are as legitimate as terms like "great" — at least the former is not as overused as the latter. IMO anyway, both are fine — so long as they are explained. What I really can't stand are short responses that say a piece of gear is either "POS" or "great" — and then just stops without explaining why!
You'll notice that I took out "UL" in my post above — that was before you posted your response — but obviously after you've already read the earlier version. I don't see the Caldera as heavy per se — but it certainly isn't compact.
BTW, your wig is just fine! It stands out without being offensive. :)

