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The Holy Grail marshmallow fork?

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PostedJan 20, 2025 at 3:20 pm

There is a glaring gap in the market for a high-performance backcountry marshmallow fork that I intend to plug. I present to you an aluminum alloy, stainless steel, molecular cross-linking adhesive, telescoping, advanced-engineering, camp-revolutionizing roasting tool. Sure, you could just whittle a stick, but do you really want to hear banjos in the background? I didn’t think so.

Specs:

  • Collapsed size: 6.5” (16.5 cm)
  • Extended length: 25” (65 cm)
  • Fork w/ tine guard: 27 grams
  • DCF storage sleeve: 1 gram




Shown to scale using a Bureau International des Poids et Mesures standards-compliant marshmallow:

JG H BPL Member
PostedJan 20, 2025 at 5:29 pm

Best new invention since Navin R. Johnson’s Opti-Grab. Two thumbs up!

Dan BPL Member
PostedJan 20, 2025 at 8:36 pm

Needs an insulated handle. ;-)

peter v BPL Member
PostedJan 22, 2025 at 7:59 am

I can see this revolutionary device being multi purpose as well on poorly mannered children. only make sure they’re small enough not to effectively hit back. you know, safety first.

what kind of cross-linked goo holds the times in ?

PostedJan 22, 2025 at 10:55 am

Incorrect. A proper s’more is served open face on a cinnamon graham cracker with a chocolate peanut butter cup that has been warmed just to the melting point below the stove body while the marshmallow is toasted.

The epoxy is JB Weld in original flavor.

Eli BPL Member
PostedJan 24, 2025 at 4:25 pm

Bring sausages to cook on the end, omit the pot … ultralight

Steve B BPL Member
PostedMar 4, 2025 at 1:22 pm

Something like this but maybe with two prongs for the roasted item?

JG H BPL Member
PostedMar 4, 2025 at 5:37 pm

not gonna lie… that’s campin’ food porn right there

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