Dan: Great idea! Thanks. See below.
Nick, the RV water heater at 12,000 BTU/hour isn’t enough. It is better than one stove burner at 10,000 BTU/hour because (1) 20% more output and (2) good efficiency compared to, say, a standard pot over a stove burner.
But following the link Dan posted to a propane tankless heater, and looking around at HomeDepot.com, WOW!, there are many cheap tankless water heaters options that didn’t exist a decade ago when I did something like this (for a toxic waste site). Here’s one:
http://www.homedepot.com/p/EZ-Tankless-101-2-0-GPM-42-500-BTU-Propane-Gas-Portable-Tankless-Water-Heater-EZ101LPG/206484067?cm_mmc=Shopping%7CTHD%7CG%7C0%7CG-VF-PLA-D26P-WaterHeaters%7C&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrNvftN-T1QIVybXACh0pbg0UEAYYAiABEgKy0_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
$152, 12 pounds (Yeah!), 42,500 BTU/hour. It’s even outdoor rated.
Nick: Yeah, those turkey cookers put out heat. I’ve got one I use for school picnic when 180 hot dogs have to be boiled in 20 minutes. I just put a big defunct, 30-quart, aluminum pressure cooker pot (left open!) on top. Tricky bit for this application is either (1) effecting some HX with decent efficiency or (2) ferrying pots of hot water back and forth.
Casey, Thanks for the offer of help. I might take you up on some of that. But this is coming together to be pretty doable. The biggest unknown at this point is the distance from spigot to tub and the flow and pressure of the spigot. I’ll see if the organizer has the site# at Coast Camp – then I could pick the distance off the park’s maps.
Ken: I’m willing to have it be labor intensive. There’ll be 20 people around and it’s always been a popular project. After the first few versions in the 1990’s, I’d actually trained a few others as hot tub technicians and lent the gear out for people who wanted a hot tub in their backyard for a party. It got so I could show up for an event and there was already 104F water without me doing any plumbing or set up.
Ken: I didn’t know about those paella pan burners. Nice to know. Yes, that would heat up a drum of water really quick. I’ve got a friend up here who does a paella pan over a campfire to boil down birch syrup (each tree produces about a gallon a day around April First, but for really sweet syrup, you need to concentrate it 100:1). The hillbilly approach would be to put a galvanized steel horse trough on top of such a burner (and maybe throw a pallet inside to avoid sitting on the metal over the burner).
Ken: agreed about the wood there being poor quality. And probably not allowed except on the beach below the high tide line. There are fire grills on a steel stand. I suspect one if not to have a fire in the campsite outside of those. I could imagine doing a U-tube of 4-inch aluminum; one side being air intake and the other, taller side being exhaust. And kicking it off with (and maybe fueling it entirely) with self-light briquettes.
Ken: “the same people +20 years later may ruin the memories”. It is a universal truth that, with time, everything gets bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground.