BEST Cuben Fiber Toilet paper…????

Multiple use option: a roll of to could be a waterproof headband.

"A little early for April fools"

No… we have fools a plenty year round here at BPL

It takes a fool to overcome a foolproof scheme.

–B.G.–

Buy what you like, but personally, i'm going to "hold it" and wait for the Montbell Super Stretch Butt Hugger Burrow Bungholie 900 #3 Long toilet paper with built in stretch baffles and 900 fill power for winter wiping. It's just so much more versatile…whether you have a tiny rear or an XXL derriere, for all 4 seasons, it will accommodate it, that way, my wife and I can finally use the same toilet paper! Can't beat the $10.99 a sheet price, either. It's been called the Tenkara pole of toilet paper, by Backpacker Magazine. But…Backpacker Magazine has never used a toilet paper they didn't like, so just keep that in mind.

This thread is the shittiest I've seen in a long time…

Multiple use option: Slip-n-Slide …for skinny people.

…Shit-N-Slide …for the fecalpheliac.

As we all know .Cuben has an evcellent level of shear strength. While that us great for a shelter under wind loads, it makes tearing off just the right amount of TP problematic.

Zpacks uses a .51 cuben and gets buy nicely with normal industry standard TP perforations. Apparently it works. As Joe V says-" We've tested tbe crap out of fhis stuff and the perforations work fine".

In MLD's case, the stronger .75 Cuben created challenges. Instead of hole perforations they used 1/2" slits with short 1-16" solid sections which separate with a slight tug.

Of course,you can always cut squares off with a knife, but perforations are VITAL.

Many UL backpackers don' carry knives capable of slicing Cuben, They have evolved to a higher plain of mental consciousnsess and thus, do not carry threatening objects while hiking. It screws up their backpack's Chi.

This is of course, comes in handy in case the mother ship arrives to take them back to their home planets. Sure would not want to be acused of de-evolving ,while on Earth, would we?

But,I digress…The Alien infiltration of the backpacking community is a topic for another equally serious thread. Or,a pub in Boulder .:)

Keep the replies coming folks.There has been a whole pile of interesting tbings discussed.

I solute you..