"By contrast, all that a PLB conveys to COSPAS-SARSAT is your location and registration information. Is the PLB owner in need of assistance, or another party? Does someone require immediate medical attention, or just extrication from the backcountry? How timely is the need for assistance?"
Lets see now:
A."Is the PLB owner in need of assistance, or another party?": Who cares, its an emergency for chripes sake, or should be anyway (see item C. below). Won't it be sweet when they "can't process your request because the individual needing assistance is not a member"….Corporate America will haunt you eventually.
B. "Does someone require immediate medical attention, or just extrication from the backcountry?" Again, who cares…you going to call them just because you want a ride home with no life threatening emergency?? The team that shows up is going to be equipped to handle any emergency they encounter, medical or otherwise…
This is the one that kills me…..harharhar…
C. "How timely is the need for assistance?
" Hi emergency response team, this is janeybillybob your user. I was wondering if I could schedule an emergency response sometime later this afternoon? I just got bit by a rattlesnake, but I'm not sick yet, but I understand that it takes a few hours for the venom to kick in. Would 4pm work for you? Just send in a helicopter with the antivenom team and things should work for everyone…..
Give me a break dude….If its not and emergency, what in the h3ll are you doing calling for assistance? This is typical of whats coming…no one needs to think about what they are doing or being prepared. they believe they can just call for help to come save their butts.
This spring on the PCT two nimrods from NY went backpacking got wet and cold and called for help when a few more miles of walking would have them at the trailhead..? Better yet, they forgot their jackets, but instead of turning around and going back to their car, they kept going for several days until they were too wet and cold to continue….yep u guessed it they hauled out their comm link and got a bunch of folks to come "rescue" them…
Where do these people come from. Emergency crews are not your personal taxi service.
I can't help but being a smart a$$ when I read stuff like this….This technology makes everyone think there is an aid station just waiting for their call and nothing could be further from the truth…
My litmus test is that when I fire off my PLB its because I'm expecting that if someone doesn't show up in less than 24hours I am most likely going to be dead, not uncomfortable.