First off, the outpouring of generosity and also, COMPLIMENTS, in this thread is really nice :)
To everyone that offered, thank you kindly for the offer of a tent; I work, so I should be able to set myself up no problem.
Ok, let's answer questions where I can:
1. UV Damage and Theft
The idea is to ride out to my camp "spot" (I may have more than one) each evening, get in the woods, set up at dusk or dark, and sleep. In the morning, wake up and take down the tent, pack it back on the bike, and ride back to civilization for my morning shower/constitutional/meal/etc.
So the tent would never go unattended, and would never see prolonged sun exposure. If the humidity is low, I might even just throw down my bivy for simplicity. I chose Hilleberg for puncture resistance and warmth; if someone has a better suggestion for less money, please do share. As for a larger tent; no thanks. I just don't need the space.
2. What about emergencies/showers/etc?
Keep in mind, my younger brother Sam lives in town! The way this plan is evolving since last week, I think he and I are going to do an uneven rent split on a studio apartment. He'll have the place to himself most nights while I camp, but every now and then when work or weather dictates I'll use my camp pad on his floor. I've slept on camp pads on floors many hundreds of nights, not a problem.
3. What good is a Master's?
This particular degree sets me up as "certified" in the way of my resume for two fields: Environmental Consulting and Urban Planning/Development. Both interest me, my internships and connections will likely dictate the better path (as well as the things I learn). It's a neat program and comes cheaply, and if I do hook up with a professor for lab work or a fellowship, I can turn it into a paid degree rather than a cost. I'm working on it….
My resume is already very good. I've been published online hundreds of times, I have a solid undergraduate GPA, tons of extracurriculars and signs of responsibility, like six jobs and internships (many competitive) and I run a web audience of 128k on the blog and 1.5 million through published work. I'm 24… I'm doing ok. I have to remind myself of that sometimes. I want the Master's, and I want to use my brain to do some good in the world if I can. This feels like a good use of my money (but, I am 20k in debt for my undergraduate. All of my friends have 35-45k and some have much more).
4. Max, it's cold out there!
I know! I like sleeping in the cold. I love winter camping. I slept out every night in a row for all of December 2012. This year I did less, but I still slept outside for like 30 days over the course of the winter.
5. Max knows what he's doing.
HA! I still need guidance and grounded advice. I still make mistakes. I still get over my head. We'll see how this turns out.
It will be really unfortunate if my girlfriend Kelley gets a job/place in the same town like she's planning to after her summer internship. Then, I'll split rent with her and live like a commoner because, well, girlfriend…
Thanks again for all the suggestions and advice!