A $300.00 pair of ultralight socks so you can Lord it over people that you are hiking in a $300.00 pair of highly tactical, super light, differential cut socks that make your feet feel light as clouds and airy as a meadow after a long hike.
A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater.
Then I thought of some dumb stuff too…………………
A cuben fiber Hammock Tent that is insulated on the bottom so you can eliminate the under quilt.
A down bag that can withstand being washed in a regular washing machine and a dryer that perfectly dries the down quickly without burning the nylon.
How about a couple of foam pads that when snapped, zipped, or put together fit in the tent floor perfectly like wall to wall carpet so you are always comfortable and won't fall off the pad. Might have to sale the pad and the tent that fits those pads together in a package deal.

