Geigerrig water from air

Maybe you can use the water to produce electricity using cold fusion – solution to world energy problem/global warming – we can finally shut down the global warming thread in chaff

>"to produce electricity using cold fusion"

I just rub two University of Utah researchers together whenever I need to heat something up.

(A quarter-century old reference to Fleischmann and Pons).

You know this is an April Fool's joke, right?

You mean cold fusion doesn't work?

(the dateline and some of the comments mentioned April 1)

Many ancient cultures have been known to shake rattles around in the air and produce water, especially on a cloudy day… when it's already raining. It would have been more convincing if he were wearing the proper headdress and dancing appropriately however, maybe a little drum music in the background.