Sorry, not much help, but I had to laugh at the tacticool comment, it immediately made me think of the shemagh:
http://shop.ehobbyasia.com/ea-gear-shemagh-arab-scrim-scarf-8058.html#.UuGjcunTmM8
If you wear a tacticool EDC purse you have to wear a shemagh to complete the ensemble. ;-)
All joking aside, I've been carrying a Kifaru E&E pouch in khaki for the past 10 years+ as an EDC pouch, and it is perfectly sized for my needs, but wouldn't hold a laptop computer. Mine is the older version, that is not covered in MOLLE webbing, so it doesn't look AS tacticool as some of the newer stuff out there.