Pineapple vs Authentic CCK Cleaver and Excalibur Dehydrator (Video by Critter)

Well done.

I would expect some browning over time, unless you pretreated the standard ways (ascorbic acid, sulfur, etc).

My cutting procedure is way more time consuming, I'm fanatical about trying to get all the slices the same thickness. But your way is much more time efficient!

Where is John Belushi?

You need a guest appearance by the Samurai Chef.

–B.G.–

I think Critter was performing for video : )

That looked like a sharp knife, and it's heavy so it goes through pineapple easily

I'll admit it. I counted your fingers.

Yeah the knife play was for theatrics and I don't slice like that when no ones looking. Thanks for the unexpected comments, I came here from another forum where people weren't as nice. Many of the trips I do are considered "too extreme" by city folk so I figure I'll just start out in the cooking section to see how it goes. My problem has been that people say I'm bragging when I tell them what I'm doing, but when I down play what I'm doing they say I need to be telling people how dangerous and difficult it is. So thank you for the surprisingly warm welcome to the forum.

Dried pineapple is my favorite breakfast accompaniment for hot or cold cereal. Good job!

When I worked in a grocery store a Filipino woman showed me how to quickly "chunk" a pineapple, and it's a bit safer and more even…using a large chef's knife.

Cut off top and bottom, stand fruit upright.
Quarter and core fruit, leaving skin on.
Lay quarters skin-side down on cutting board, make a lengthwise ("north to south") cut in each down to but not through the skin.
Slice "east-west" perpendicular to your last cut as thin/thick as you want the slices to be, using your knuckles as a guide. Again, not all the way through the skin.
Last, "fillet" the chunks with your quarters still skin-side down by making two slices, one from each side toward your center cut.

Whole pineapple takes less than a minute for me now, being careful. That's after plenty of practice going faster with a workplace-mandated Kevlar glove on the left hand.

I like your videos Mr Critter. I have found if you sort through to find the moist pieces that you can cut tear or smoosh the wet pieces and that helps them dry faster. Cutting thin to begin with also helps