Unremarkable men walk 40 miles for no particular reason
This week, a group of seven unremarkable, middle-aged men walked a long way for no reason. None whatsoever.
Having decided that the event should have no meaning, the group – Ian plus Mark Dorn, Simon Loomes, Chris Child, Chris Jarvis, Chris Shaw and the almost flamboyantly named Gareth Stace – chose a route which started and ended nowhere in particular.
Ian said: “Simon came up with the idea of calling it ‘Beach to Bench 2013’, so we found a random bench on The Nower which was not special in any shape or form.
“It was falling apart a bit and half buried in a hedge. If it had had some redeeming feature I think we would have shied away, but because a few slats were missing we thought, ‘This is perfect’.”
Starting beside a groyne on Shoreham beach at 6am, the group slogged their way along the Downs Link path via Cranleigh and Holmbury Hill, averting their eyes from interesting sights as they went.
Some 16 hours later, they reached the lowly bench, to the acclaim of no-one.
Asked whether the event could be seen as an insult to charity fundraisers, Ian responded: “It might look that way but it didn’t even have that point to it. I would never knock anyone raising money for a cause close to their hearts.
“It’s just that you don’t have to. You can go and do stuff with your mates that is memorable and challenging without then having to go and tap your friends for money.
The group’s efforts cannot be sponsored online, by phone or by post. There will be no Beach to Bench 2014.




