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Aug 20, 2013 at 9:30 am #1306745

Daryl and Daryl
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@lyrad1
Locale: Pacific Northwest, USA, Earth

I experienced serious crotch chafing on a recent backpacking trip. My hiking pants were a prime contributor to the problem so I tore out about 12 inches of the crotch seam. See photo of actual pants below.

To my relief this strategy worked. I was also pleased and surprised to find that the mosquitoes and biting flies did not fly up the now open crotch. Don't know why exactly. Perhaps it was the back and forth movement of my legs in the area.

I was wearing running shorts underneath the pants so I wasn't exposing myself to passing hikers.

Don't know what to call this new garment. Not really kilts or culottes. Neither Crants nor Potches works. Ideas?

Photographers note: Black crotchless pants are hard to photograph. I resorted to stuffing them with a pillow.

Aug 20, 2013 at 9:56 am #2016906

Matthew Perry
BPL Member

@bigfoot2
Locale: Hammock-NOT Tarptent!

Nothing new here…Diamond Dave's been doing it since 1978!

Aug 20, 2013 at 10:50 am #2016923

Daniel Pittman
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@pitsy
Locale: Central Texas

Where's the dang 'Like' button?!

Aug 20, 2013 at 11:03 am #2016927

Kevin Beeden
BPL Member

@captain_paranoia
Locale: UK

> I resorted to stuffing them with a pillow.

[breathes sigh of relief]

;-)

Chaps, I think, is the closest to what you have, although I guess they're individual leggings suspended from a belt.

Aug 20, 2013 at 11:34 am #2016941

Daryl and Daryl
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@lyrad1
Locale: Pacific Northwest, USA, Earth

Kevin,

Chaps sounds close. There is still the upper pants portion, however. Hmmm "chapped kilts" "skirted chaps" "long legged crotchless panties"?

Aug 20, 2013 at 12:00 pm #2016948

Christopher *
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@cfrey-0
Locale: US East Coast

Suggestive pictures stuffed in effigy
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Naked 70's rock stars
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Reference to a$$less chaps
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Proof positive the moderators have abandoned this forum.

:)

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Aug 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm #2016950

Kevin Schneringer
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@slammer
Locale: Oklahoma Flat Lands

Coming soon to an outlet near you!

Double D's A$$ less backcountry wandering pants.
Rocking you thru life's Toughest adventures!

(Special precautions needs be taken when dealing with seed ticks and no see um's)

Aug 20, 2013 at 3:41 pm #2017003

John S.
BPL Member

@jshann

Elephantiasis is a terrible disease.

Aug 20, 2013 at 5:59 pm #2017036

Christopher *
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@cfrey-0
Locale: US East Coast

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Edited by rcaffin on 08/20/2013 15:37:58 MDT."

My apologies. I forgot our moderators ARE the former 70's Rock Stars. (We've all seen your avatar photo)

:)

Aug 29, 2013 at 8:14 am #2019787

Anonymous
Inactive

What about wearing a kilt in combo with leg warmers? I'm going to try that myself.
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