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Crotchless Pants

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PostedAug 20, 2013 at 9:30 am

I experienced serious crotch chafing on a recent backpacking trip. My hiking pants were a prime contributor to the problem so I tore out about 12 inches of the crotch seam. See photo of actual pants below.

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To my relief this strategy worked. I was also pleased and surprised to find that the mosquitoes and biting flies did not fly up the now open crotch. Don't know why exactly. Perhaps it was the back and forth movement of my legs in the area.

I was wearing running shorts underneath the pants so I wasn't exposing myself to passing hikers.

Don't know what to call this new garment. Not really kilts or culottes. Neither Crants nor Potches works. Ideas?

Photographers note: Black crotchless pants are hard to photograph. I resorted to stuffing them with a pillow.

Kevin Beeden BPL Member
PostedAug 20, 2013 at 11:03 am

> I resorted to stuffing them with a pillow.

[breathes sigh of relief]

;-)

Chaps, I think, is the closest to what you have, although I guess they're individual leggings suspended from a belt.

PostedAug 20, 2013 at 11:34 am

Kevin,

Chaps sounds close. There is still the upper pants portion, however. Hmmm "chapped kilts" "skirted chaps" "long legged crotchless panties"?

PostedAug 20, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Suggestive pictures stuffed in effigy
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Naked 70's rock stars
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Reference to a$$less chaps
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Proof positive the moderators have abandoned this forum.

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PostedAug 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm

Coming soon to an outlet near you!

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PostedAug 20, 2013 at 5:59 pm

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Edited by rcaffin on 08/20/2013 15:37:58 MDT."

My apologies. I forgot our moderators ARE the former 70's Rock Stars. (We've all seen your avatar photo)

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PostedAug 29, 2013 at 8:14 am

What about wearing a kilt in combo with leg warmers? I'm going to try that myself.

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