You know you’re an ultralighter when…

Raymond, that last one really isn't a bad idea.

I would add that you start to apply the philosophy to other aspects of your life. My philosophy for travel of any sort is 'the less I pack, the more fun I have'.

Way ahead of you there Tanner,

That is why in the pursuit of lighter weight and lower volume I got one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

Works great with kilts. ;-)

"Heck, we hike in kilts."

Who's this "we" business? ;)

Seems a bit of overkill there, R. I figure there should be something to attach the catheter to… Either configuration will keep you on the move, though… A catheter weighs less than full gaiters and will do a better job keeper things under control. Its all chutes and ladders. :|

"You know you're an ultralighter when…"

When you've contemplated the potential caloric gain from eating boogers.

Don't forget you can season them with the goodies that build up under your fingernails.

They also mix in undetectably with GORP.

..someone asks if a Taco Bell napkin qualifies as a sleep pad…and you have an opinion.

Actually, the jury of peers ruled Yes…but only if you also count the weight of the Tylenol PM that makes it feasible.

Not being SUL myself, I still feel this was a fair and rational decision. Which probably only serves to identify one as being…at risk.

you have burn marks on your kitchen counter.

you don’t sleep in a regular bed at home…

you buy the turkey and keep/save the bag netting.

you keep all your remarks to ONE post.