No offense taken, Mitchell.
I can relate to your comment about gear selection sometimes being an expensive enterprise. A couple of years ago, I switched to synthetics. My first bag was was a Montbell Super Stretch Burrow #4 with a 37 F rating. It's a comfortable bag and true to it's temperature rating. But at 2 lb., 6 oz. it's not a very efficient bag. Last year, I bought a a TNF Orion which has a more efficient cut. TNF says it's a 20F bag; EN13537 says a 30F bag. My experience says it's a 30F bag, for the same weight as the 37F Montbell. I use it a lot more than the Montbell because it keeps me warmer.
As you point out, there is a trade off between roominess and weight. Compare the Super Stretch Burrow #3 to the UL Alpine Burrow #3. There is an 11 ounce difference between them. They are both 30F bags. Is the extra room worth 11 ounces? This, of course, is a very personal decision. A similar comparison could be made between the TNF Cats Meow and the Fission. To be honest, when I first tried on a bag with a narrower cut, the first generation Fission, I convinced myself that I could never be comfortable in it. Now that I've spent a year in the Orion, with a similar cut, I personally will choose light weight over more room.
There is nothing particularly technical about the EN13537 ratings. It's just a way of of independently comparing temperature ratings across brands. If it were more widely used, we could all just ignore the manufacturers' temperature ratings and make wiser choices with our $$$.

