SO here is a story from our website: 100% true.
It happened about 45 years ago–when I travelled with his parents and younger sister on an epic road journey through the Canadian Rockies. We camped our way through Banff and Jasper, and then down the Frazier River, all the time reading endless Tolkein books as entertainment.
But I was about thirteen years old, and not about to give up my mountain man image. While the rest of the family slept in a small 15-foot travel trailer, I slept like a real man, nestled in my mummy bag, lying out under the stars.
Ah!
It was a great feeling, until one night in Jasper National Park, when I awoke to find a bear standing on top of me, sniffing his face.
You might wonder what I did.
Did I mention that I was in a mummy bag, and the bear was on top of it?
I couldn't move, even if I wanted to. And somehow, in my sleepy mind, I knew that. So I closed his eyes and pretended to sleep. I smelled the bear's breath, which reminded him very strongly of garbage.
(Not surprising, considering what the bear had been eating!)
About twenty seconds later, I judged that the bear was no longer near me. I opened my eyes and looked around, to see the bear rumbling off to another campsite.
I leapt to my feet and carried his bag into the trailer, explaining to my family that there was a bear outside.
Not knowing the full story, they were not excited.
Then I stuck my head out of the trailer to check on the bear. And that's when I saw a small black animal scampering along the campground road, wailing for its mother.
"maaaaa!" said the animal.
I reported to my family that there was also a little black lamb out there, too.
My family was mightily amused.
But the next day, the story was verified by bear and cub tracks in the dirt.
That next evening, I and my sister were BOTH out under the stars, surrounded by folding aluminum chairs and rope–hoping to catch a photo of the bear when it got near.
(This is a true story. really. )
The bear never arrived. Although it did find another campsite further along, where a mother and her daughter had gone to sleep with some food inside the tent. The bear opened up the tent and ate the food, sending both women to the hospital as a result.
To this day, I am convinced that the bear was attracted by the smell of toothpaste on my recently brushed teeth.