Thanks to Josh for his contribution to the community, but c'mon kids, learn a few knots.
If you can surf the Web or read a topo map, you should be able to conjure a clove hitch. What's that you say? You can do this with no hardware at all? Just a rope and a twig? Yes Virginia, you can! But you have to be a knotty girl!
Parts of our culture are disappearing faster than the tropical rain forests, and it scares me equally.
Here's your homework assignment kids:
Get a 6' hank of line (that is rope) and Google these knots:
Clove hitch
Bowline
Square knot– learn how a double half hitch is related for extra credit
Taught-line hitch (for your tent lines BooBoo) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taut-line_hitch
Add a Prussic hitch for an A+ (you can use it to get Jimmy out of the well after Lassie comes barking). You will need two ropes.
Anybody living in earthquake zones should learn a little rope work. There aren't enough firefighters or even National Guard to come get you or your family, etc, etc, etc.