The Swiss Army Knife NOT to carry for BPL’ers

I'd guess it is supposed to show all the tools offered.

MacGyver might carry that with him while hiking. But he always was a tool!

Ah. I'm on fire this morning.

Marketing, marketing … and Affluenza.
Come in sucker.

I was wondering if this includes retractable piano wire to choke the marketing team with. That requires its own pack/sling. It won't even fit into a sheath on the belt without hitting doorknobs and small children…. hey, wait. Now there's an idea!

Unbelievable, the knife is for real.

http://www.wengerna.com/browse/product.jsp?prod_id=1260&cat_id=1&sub_cat_id=23

It retails for $1400.

85 Implements
110 Functions

It shows breaking a Guiness World Record (is that the same maker of the beer, I wonder )?

And it has a much larger image of the knife to click on too.

"Ah. I'm on fire this morning."

Where is that snare drum rimshot sound when you need it?

That's real!? I thought for sure it was a joke.

So does it have a cell phone in there? And where is the pen style flare launcher?!