I'm not hyperventilating or any such thing, Craig. I just have no way to lend emphasis other than caps. :)
But 800mg of ibuprofen every 4 hours is a scary dose. No kidding. And ulcers are the least scary thing I can think of, albeit the most likely. Would it harm you short term? *Probably* not. (There, no caps- have I assuaged your anxiety?) But I don't know- I don't know you. Long term, yes, that dose would likely lead to some sort of issues. 4800mg/day… ouch. The more aggressive folks try to max at 3200mg/day in adults.
So, how old are you? Do you have young kidneys? Yes, the most accurate dosing is based on lean body mass, but that's logistically challenging to figure out, so we use conservative rules of thumb for most common drugs. Have you ever had GERD, or an ulcer? Have you had bariatric surgery or any other foregut procedures?
Most dosing really isn't rocket science, and I hesitate to say something like "consult your doctor before taking Motrin!" because that's a bit extreme. But I'm also not willing to try to sit here before the interwebs and enumerate all the finer points of whether or not one can safely take high-dose ibuprofen. It's so easy to just ask your doc. S/he knows you.
Plus there's the issue that I pointed out- that the studies in question did *not* use such high dosing. That kind of stands out, brother. Presumably there was some other study with higher dosing, but if the (reasonably diligent) meta-analysis shows that 600mg q6 hours works, why take a higher (scary) dose and risk acute renal failure?
EDIT– I did some reading to try to find out if someone was recommending 4800mg/day, and found other stuff…
In the Gertsch study they found a statistically significant difference in the intent to treat group, but *not* among all who completed the trial. This could imply that there were people in the placebo group who dropped out of the study, which really plays hell with analysis. (In fact, he sort of mis-uses the phrase 'intent-to-treat.') He had a 38% attrition rate! Ahem. One is tempted to assume that these folks in the placebo groups dropped out because they got sick and wanted treatment, of course, but we really don't know. If that happened why then didn't they just list them as a failure of placebo? This all seems very shady. There have been quite a lot of similar studies based in the Everest region, and almost all of them have the same problem.
That said, the most common complaint from people with AMS is headache, so it would certainly *make sense* if ibuprofen helped with this somehow. It turns out that most of these studies use headache as a proxy for AMS, but a high-altitude headache (HAH) alone is not diagnostic of AMS! In fact several critics of this treatment have claimed that ibuprofen only treats a symptom, rather than being a treatment for AMS per se. And in a letter to the editor in response Gertsch does admit that he only found statistical difference regarding headache but *not* for any other factor in the Lake Louise Acute Mountain Sickness Questionaire (andalso gives a mea culpa for his misleading labels). Probably a moot point for most climbers, though. They just want to get rid of their headaches. Well, and they want a decent night of sleep, but evidence that ibuprofen helps with that is thin. Frex, Lipman's study is better-designed, and does show differences in other than just headache (and he is very defensive of it), but though adequately powered it is nonetheless much smaller.