And you thought you were ultralight

Wait, is he using dirt as toothpaste????

A bridge too far for me.

I was sold until I saw those heavy pegs. Tsk, tsk.

But those pegs hold better.

Heavy smart is better than stupid light.

"But those pegs hold better.

Heavy smart is better than stupid light."

LOL. Sarcasm escapes you I take it.

He could have filed the end of the tooth brush to fit the v-groove of the peg.

He is setting a bad example. That dirt is not accepted by the American Dental Association.

Nine out of ten dentists recommend Crest.

The other one is busy shooting lions.

"Nine out of ten dentists recommend Crest"
The tenth uses clay

Bonus points if that's the same stake he uses for his potty trowel.

Alex,
I think that you just got Dave back on board with that suggestion.

Indeed.

A good poopist only touches dirt with the trowel/ stake

I miss Mike Clelland.

Franco, I use Earthpaste. It actually is pretty good.