BPL only deal of the century!

If I don't have kids, do I have to walk AND slap my dog?

Sounds like work, not everyone is held to the same standards. Where do I send my money, I have some I need to sock away still.
Duane

Well for you Doug, you can now walk your dog AND tell kids to get off your lawn!

Duane,

If you insist, payments are fine.

I don't know much about slapping my dog but I've spanked my monkey. Not while walking though.

Now that's a first and a funny one at that! LOL

"I don't know much about slapping my dog but I've spanked my monkey. Not while walking though."

Now I know why you need those nylofume bags….

Ian, you need to remove this post from Gear Deals immediately!!! It violates Roger's Rule, since it is obviously not BPL only. Everyone on the Internet has been getting the same deal for years, even those beer-swigging, car-camping yahoos that never apply for trail permits and carry 90 pounds of unnecessary gear in their packs.

Besides, I don't have a dog, kids, or a monkey, so I don't need this deal.

I don't have a monkey but I've been known to punch a random clown and flog the occasional dolphin. So there's that.

DK,

Life's like a razor. It's dull everywhere except right on the edge. I fear no Oz sourced curmudgeon moderator.

Bring.

It.

On.

Ooh! Can I club a seal?

Maybe I can club a seal at da club?!?

what's the coupon code? and can I use it more than once during this deal period??

Yeah, but what's it weigh?

And can't Joe or Ron or someone can do it a couple grams lighter for a couple hundred extra simoleons?

I need a link, can't locate it here in the fore rooms.
Duane

Geez guys, I am going to have to think about this one.
(Searches frantically for 1 kg Rule Book…)

> a BPL-super-exclusive deal of absolutely FREE
Oh, well that's OK then.

Cheers