The Holy Grail marshmallow fork?

[Philip Tschersich]

There is a glaring gap in the market for a high-performance backcountry marshmallow fork that I intend to plug. I present to you an aluminum alloy, stainless steel, molecular cross-linking adhesive, telescoping, advanced-engineering, camp-revolutionizing roasting tool. Sure, you could just whittle a stick, but do you really want to hear banjos in the background? I didn’t think so.

Specs:

• Collapsed size: 6.5” (16.5 cm)
• Extended length: 25” (65 cm)
• Fork w/ tine guard: 27 grams
• DCF storage sleeve: 1 gram

Shown to scale using a Bureau International des Poids et Mesures standards-compliant marshmallow:

[JG H]

Best new invention since Navin R. Johnson’s Opti-Grab. Two thumbs up!

[Dan]

Needs an insulated handle. ;-)

[Terran Terran]

 

[peter v]

I can see this revolutionary device being multi purpose as well on poorly mannered children. only make sure they’re small enough not to effectively hit back. you know, safety first.

what kind of cross-linked goo holds the times in ?

[AK Granola]

Only one marshmallow? A s’more needs at least 2!

[Philip Tschersich]

Incorrect. A proper s’more is served open face on a cinnamon graham cracker with a chocolate peanut butter cup that has been warmed just to the melting point below the stove body while the marshmallow is toasted.

The epoxy is JB Weld in original flavor.

[Eli]

Bring sausages to cook on the end, omit the pot … ultralight

[Kevin Babione]

Please find a way to add a thumb wheel to turn your magnificent design into a Rolla-Roaster

[JG H]

This is the best thread ever!

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