"Fast Packing is Neither"

[Allen C]

I’m planning on printing up a batch of bumper stickers, please post how many you want and what color(s) you would prefer. Or post your definition of Fastpacking and why yours and the way you do it is better!

 

[Ken Thompson]

Awake and packed in eight minutes.

[Allen C]

Well done Ken! FPT FTW!

 

[Ralph Burgess]

Does your bumper sticker mean that you’re going slowly and failing to exercise your 2nd amendment rights?   Seems like you’re just setting yourself up as a target for a bad marmot with a gun.

 

[Adam White]

I don’t think you’d want to print these, but just for fun…

Free your hips, free your mind (obvious homage to hipbelt-less packs/telemark… if you have to explain it…)

Honk if you love back chafe!

What Would Scott Jurek Do?

My other car is a pair of too-small running shorts and a wind shirt

Fastpackers do it on the go

…There’s gotta be one about maltodextrin, but I’m coming up blank…

Oh, maybe: Maltodextrin. It’s what’s for… all meals.

[Allen C]

Ralph, I AM a BAD MARMOT, and as any true BAD MARMOT knows,

BAD MARMOTS DON’T NEED NO GUNS

 

[Allen C]

ADAM, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY MARKETSHARE. thank you.

 

[Cole B]

Awake and packed in eight minutes.

Ken T., that one’s awesome.

My true motivation:

“Fastpacking: because there’s beer back at the car.”

[Kattt]

“Fastpackers do it on the go”

^^^^ good one.

[Adam White]

ADAM, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY MARKETSHARE. thank you.

I fully bequeath these mediocre ideas to your blossoming enterprise.

“Fastpacking: because there’s beer back at the car.”

Well, I like it, but I’m afraid that if I had this on my bumper, every time I left my car at a trailhead, I’d return to find it broken into.

Fastpackers: Lwayss in sucha danm hurry

[BlackHatGuy]

Fastpackers: You hiked the JMT in a week? How quaint.

[jscott]

Fastpackers do it at a blistering pace….umm, not an advertisement for sexual prowess, unfortunately.

[Allen C]

“Fastpackers: Lwayss in sucha danm hurry”

I lick that one a lot, mainly sence I always seem to misspel somthing in the headre everytime I pist something on this damn sit, and then since you cant’ edit either the header or the fist post it stays that way FOREVR. Pretty awesome really. Thanks BLP!

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