Change nickname request nearly a month old

[Gary Dunckel]

Good choice, Captain. Except I always saw you as a sort of Major–as in, you're full of major funkism.

And trail names can come from almost anywhere, not just on the AT. After that momma moose got in my face in GNP and sprayed moose-spit on me, a guy back at the ranger station called me the "Mooseman." It had to stick, since I'd never actually had a trail name before, and since I've had 8-10 other not so charming moose experiences since then.

But really, we here on BPL could just as well decide upon a trail name for you (you don't get to pick your own trail name). From what I understand, it usually comes form some sort of deciding experience, but I could be wrong. So my challenge to ya'll here on this fine forum with crappy software, let's have a project–we'll come up with potential trail names for our favorite cheesehead, cast our votes, and christen him ___?___. And it will have to stick, because there's nothing he can do about it.

And really, if you are going with the new user name, you need to change your avatar over to something like Doug's, don't ya think?

[Jerry Adams]

I think we should come up with a trail name for Nick

Maybe Ayn Man?

[Travis Leanna]

Gary,
Na, I'll change back to my real name soon enough. Just havin' a bit of late-winter fun.

[Gary Dunckel]

I see, you're up to some funky tricks tonight, T-man (and you too, Doug). But still, we WILL choose a trail name for you, you can bet on it.

[W I S N E R !]

Will the real Nick Gatel please stand up?

This is going to be fun. We can confuse the hell out of the newcomers.

[Travis Leanna]

Nice one, Craig!

[Nick Gatel]

If I change my name to Bob Gross would that be confusing? Ken can change his to Ryan Jordan. Oooo… Max can change his to Roger Caffin. Tom can change his to Dean F, and Dean can change his to Roger Tallbloke. eric chan can change his to EE CUMMINGS.

You guys really, really need to get out more often in winter.

[Ken Thompson]

"You guys really, really need to get out more often in winter."

I've been out two weekends in a row. Plenty of tim to think crap up.

[Travis Leanna]

I am going this weekend!

[EndoftheTrail]

Want to get the forum admin all riled up so they'll finally change your nickname? Change your name to Ryan Jordan.

[Ken Thompson]

Too much?

[EndoftheTrail]

Too subtle. I say either use Ryan Jordan or Roger Caffin. :)

[Paul Wozniak]

GEORGE: Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second there, Watkins?

George and Watkins stand just outside the conference room talking.

WATKINS: It's T-bone.

GEORGE: The thing is…I'm supposed to be T-bone.

WATKINS: Heh heh. You're not a T-bone. You're a perfect George.

GEORGE: What? Now, you listen to me!

Kruger and a few other people watch George through the window of the conference room door.

KRUGER: Hey, look at George. He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?

WATKINS: All right, you can have T-bone. Stop crying.

GEORGE (sniffling): I'm not crying.

Watkins and George enter the conference room.

GEORGE: Ok, everybody, uh…I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as-

KRUGER: Koko the monkey.

GEORGE: What?

ALL (chanting): Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko!

[Franco Darioli]

When I was young we were too poor to have a nickname ; now the kids download an app and it chooses the right one.

[Cayenne Redmonk]

Have you tried posting your request as a comment to one of the Blog articles ?

[Ken Thompson]

Great idea Cameron.

Maybe start a Kickstarter campaign?

[Travis Leanna]

Got a BPL support ticket email today.

Resolved by the man himself.

Now that it's all said and done, I kinda miss my old nickname. Can I have it back? ;)

[doug thomas]

New ones kinda boring compared to the first one

[Christopher *]

I have already submitted a ticket request to change mine to T-Funk.

Eat your hearts out.

[Jeffs Eleven]

Toad Licker! Toad Licker!

[EndoftheTrail]

"Now that it's all said and done, I kinda miss my old nickname. Can I have it back?"

I say we take Travis to the men's room and beat the crap out of him! :)

[Jeffs Eleven]

"Put your teeth on the curb!"

[Travis Leanna]

Whaddya gonna do? Tie me up with dental floss, beat me with titanium sporks, and steal my Tevas?

[BlackHatGuy]

"Whaddya gonna do? Tie me up with dental floss, beat me with titanium sporks, and steal my Tevas?"

Oh no dude, it'll be death by a thousand cuts.

To your Trailstar! Bwaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa……..

[Jeffs Eleven]

Pin holes in your neoair

Thousands of pinholes

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