Did I accidentally invent a new combination spoon and knife – a "spife"?
Sort of like a spork, but less useful.
Other spifes are available. Maybe safer and more useful, hard to tell.
Urban Dictionary:
It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.
CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.
Sounds painful.
Maybe we can re-use NASA's SPIFe for trip planning, but not for eating one-pot meals.
So it goes.
— Rex
(Edited because autocorrect doesn't like "spork" or "spife"!)