Feb 10, 2012 at 9:38 am #1285488
@leslerLocale: right here, right now
got rockin' bumper stickers?
this caught my eye today:
UNEMPLOYMENT: MADE IN CHINA
:)Feb 10, 2012 at 9:53 am #1837379
Ben 2 WorldParticipant
@ben2worldLocale: So Cal
Maybe it's just my mood today or maybe not… but I really dislike the "blame" mentality that seems to plague our country more and more. For a long time, we were blaming the Japanese. Lately, they've been entirely off the radar screen! Did they reform themselves completely and thoroughly? Doubtful. We found a new, better scapegoat is all.
America: the ever gracious winner (imagine if Germany or Japan had won the war!) — but sore loser when it doesn't get its way!! Punishing Cuba for 50 years, because we can.Feb 10, 2012 at 9:58 am #1837383
Keep in mind that I live in Alaska:
"Friends don't let friends eat farmed fish"
"Farmed fish dyed for your dinner" (yes, with that spelling)
"Homer, a quaint drinking village with a fishing problem"
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
I misread a non-profit's sign and thought it said, "Halibut for Humanity".Feb 10, 2012 at 10:00 am #1837384
@meldLocale: The here and now.
Saw this one the other day.
God save me from your followers.Feb 10, 2012 at 10:06 am #1837385
@kat_pLocale: Pacific Coast
Those are good ones David; I was going to post the tourist one as well.
Just last week, but not just the initial:
"F… the fence."
Open to interpretation, but I read it as the fence at the border.Feb 10, 2012 at 10:48 am #1837422
>"God save me from your followers."
The new puppy barfs in the way back of the RAV4 so when driving to the trailhead for snowcamping last week, she was in my wife's lap riding shotgun. So,
"Dog is my co-pilot" applied to me that day.
I did a take-off on an anti-crime ad and put, "Use an Ice-axe go to Jail. It's the Law." on a climber co-worker's rear bumper. He didn't notice until a cop questioned him about it during a traffic stop. He responded by putting,
"MADD – Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving" on my car.Feb 10, 2012 at 11:05 am #1837435
Daryl and DarylParticipant
@lyrad1Locale: Pacific Northwest, USA, Earth
A drinking friend of mine reversed MADD to DAMM…..drunks against mad mothers.Feb 10, 2012 at 11:48 am #1837468
Funny and really only mildly offensive.Feb 10, 2012 at 11:52 am #1837473
"Bad cop, no Donut."Feb 10, 2012 at 12:08 pm #1837485
@ngatelLocale: Southern California
I find people with a lot of bumper stickers drive too slow, like 50% of the speed limit. When my behemoth SUV is inches from their rear bumper, I can't read them anyway :)
Although I did like one I saw a while back. Something like, "Elephants and Asses both lie to the Masses."Feb 10, 2012 at 12:10 pm #1837487
so not a bumper sticker, but the business' name, displayed prominantly:
"Two White Guys who do Drugs and Paint Houses"
A lot more memorable then "A-1 Painting Company".
Editted to add: in San Francisco, circa 1982.Feb 10, 2012 at 12:20 pm #1837492
Reunite Gondwanaland.Feb 10, 2012 at 12:42 pm #1837503
– -K.T.- –Participant
It's not that life is short
It's that it's full of pointless CrapFeb 10, 2012 at 12:43 pm #1837504
@benwoodLocale: flatlands of MO
when the Southern Baptist Convention was boycotting Disneyland in the mid 90's
"F*CK the Baptists, I'm going to Disneyland!"Feb 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm #1837505
– -K.T.- –Participant
Friend had a lawn service.
2 guys and a hoeFeb 10, 2012 at 12:46 pm #1837509
@winterland76Feb 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm #1837542
@bigfoot2Locale: OregonFeb 10, 2012 at 1:47 pm #1837560
Let's give Hinkley another shot!Feb 10, 2012 at 1:55 pm #1837562
@meldLocale: The here and now.
Didn't go on the bumper but in the back window.
CATATONIC STATEFeb 10, 2012 at 2:20 pm #1837576
Some of my favs:
We are all atheists about most gods.
Some of us just go one god further.
Human decency is not derived from religion.
It precedes it.
Instead of being born again,
Why not just grow up?Feb 10, 2012 at 2:27 pm #1837583
I saw these back in the 80's, and they stuck in my head:
"Nuke the Whales"Feb 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm #1837596
@eugeneiusLocale: Nuevo Mexico
My favorite bumper sticker on my bro's junker truck:
"Ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free" (* The irony is no one actually rides in this thing because they'll end up stranded, pulled over, or pushing it to a nearby gas station)
On my windshield in the upper right corner facing towards me:
"I'd rather be homebrewing." (*I crossed out the 'brewing' part with a red Sharpie)
This one is another favorite, because it usually results in me nonchalantly flipping the bird at the vehicle:
"My kid is an honor student at……"Feb 10, 2012 at 3:01 pm #1837605
@ouzelLocale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
"but I really dislike the "blame" mentality that seems to plague our country more and more. For a long time, we were blaming the Japanese. Lately, they've been entirely off the radar screen! Did they reform themselves completely and thoroughly? Doubtful. We found a new, better scapegoat is all.
America: the ever gracious winner (imagine if Germany or Japan had won the war!) — but sore loser when it doesn't get its way!! Punishing Cuba for 50 years, because we can."
There's gotta be a bumper sticker or three in there, Ben. Have at it. ;0)
Here's a set of templates for you:
Excuse me, my Karma just ran over your dogma.
US out of North America, nobody for president
My kid is an honor student at Kerrigan Correctional FacilityFeb 10, 2012 at 3:03 pm #1837607
>"Nuke the Whales"
Seen in New Zealand in the late 70s:
"Indigeous Landrights for Gay Whales"Feb 10, 2012 at 3:05 pm #1837610
Read Phillip K. Dick's novel "The Man in the High Castle"to get a feel for that alternate outcome.
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