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    larry savage
    Spectator

    @pyeyo

    Locale: pacific northwest

    intimacy kit

    Back in the good ol'days, ya know, while we were hacking the Muir Trail out of talus and scree, we had to use old chunks of canvas and burlap bags, fortunately there was a bit of salt pork fat left in the Dutch Oven.

    http://www.mountaingear.com/pages/product/product.asp/imanf/Adventure+Medical+Kits/idesc/Backcountry+Intimacy+Kit/Store/MG/item/115371/N/0

    #1791958
    Jeffs Eleven
    BPL Member

    @woodenwizard

    Locale: NePo

    Yeah but… it says its only for two people. Boooor-ing!! ;)

    #1791959
    Sarah Kirkconnell
    BPL Member

    @sarbar

    Locale: Homesteading On An Island In The PNW

    If I saw someone pull that kit out I think I would be overcome by laughing. OMG…that is horrid looking. Bright yellow says "Hot times ahead!"

    Although knowing them it is very tongue in cheek ;-)

    #1791969
    larry savage
    Spectator

    @pyeyo

    Locale: pacific northwest

    Each kit should come with one of these battery powered units, in case of no tent a sticky back could be usede for positional array.emergency intimacy warning light

    We use these for electrical equipment startup and I brought one home for the master bedroom door but current spousal unit refuses to switch it on.

    #1791982
    Joe Clement
    BPL Member

    @skinewmexico

    Locale: Southwest

    Hey larry, when you turn that on, does "Fire" by the Ohio Players start playing in the bedroom?

    #1791989
    Thomas Burns
    BPL Member

    @nerdboy52

    Locale: "Alas, poor Yogi.I knew him well."

    Just when you think you own every kind of gear on the planet. . . .

    The condoms are good for stashing small items like your Bic Mini in a rainstorm. Multi-use!

    Anyone hoping to get lucky on the trail is definitely in the wrong hobby. ;-) I find that a quick trip to my local bar is far better, and the condom fits well enough in my wallet.

    Seriously, to whom are they marketing here?

    Stargazer

    #1791997
    Troy Pratten
    BPL Member

    @gogators

    Locale: The Middle of Big 12-3+1 Country

    One of the "pros" in the one review on their website: "plenty of lube." That's just fantastic.

    #1792010
    Bob Bankhead
    BPL Member

    @wandering_bob

    Locale: Oregon, USA

    It doesn't appear on the Adventure Medical website………
    Search turns up nothing.

    #1792039
    Kier Selinsky
    Member

    @kieran

    Locale: Seattle, WA

    There's no towel? How else are you supposed to let your fellow hikers not to come in the tent? :)

    #1792042
    Richard Fischel
    BPL Member

    @ricko

    "There's no towel? How else are you supposed to let your fellow hikers not to come in the tent? :)"

    it's a tent, they will know (insert wink here)

    tent silo

    there are a couple of *better* images, but this is a family friendly web site.

    for the kit to be complete it should at least include a couple of cigarettes

    #1792046
    Steven McAllister
    BPL Member

    @brooklynkayak

    Locale: Arizona, US

    And what about the required sign hung on the tent door "If this tent is rockin' don't come knockin"

    #1792051
    John S.
    BPL Member

    @jshann

    Quick, somebody start selling a bandana that reads, "If the tent's a rockin', don't come a knockin'".

    #1792058
    jim draucker
    BPL Member

    @mtnjim

    Locale: Shenandoah Valley VA

    Do they have one for the solo hiker?

    #1792061
    Steven McAllister
    BPL Member

    @brooklynkayak

    Locale: Arizona, US

    Hmmm, solo hiker? Maybe an ultralight blow-up doll?

    #1792065
    jim draucker
    BPL Member

    @mtnjim

    Locale: Shenandoah Valley VA

    .34 Cuben Doll?

    #1792118
    larry savage
    Spectator

    @pyeyo

    Locale: pacific northwest

    The local ski resort tried to have a "Judy Blow Up Doll" race in the spring one year[my apologies to anyone named Judy, I did not name the race]. The trick to winning was to have your doll not shread, you know, last the longest… oh never mind this thread isn't going to do anything but generate puns…

    #1792134
    Chris Jones
    BPL Member

    @nightmarcher

    I tried searching for the web for something in the way of a gear review, but haven't turned up one yet (any volunteers)

    Amazon was gracious enough to provide a gear list:

    Kit contains: 3 lubricated condoms, 2 packets of lubrication, 4 wet wipes, 4 compressed towels, and one disposal bag Comes with zippered waterproof bag

    In the true spirit of ultralight, you may be able to cut back on some of the weight by getting a vasectomy, no?

    #1792141
    Steven McAllister
    BPL Member

    @brooklynkayak

    Locale: Arizona, US

    "In the true spirit of ultralight, you may be able to cut back on some of the weight by getting a vasectomy, no?"

    Either that or if you were like me, you go through hundreds of these kits annually.

    :-)

    #1792145
    Ryan Elsey
    Member

    @paintballswimguy

    Locale: Kansas City

    Yeah, when they do a vasectomy, the surgeon typically removes a small piece of the vas defrens. So you would be saving a little weight…

    #1792156
    Adam Kilpatrick
    BPL Member

    @oysters

    Locale: South Australia

    I'm sure you could ask for the SUL Vasectomy option and get them to remove more of your tubes.

    Next thought, "Lube Dots" aka Toothpaste Dots…?

    #1792167
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    using the kit we were all born with. It's the original multi purpose gear, reusable, and comes with a lifetime guarantee, well almost. ;0)

    #1792182
    Nick Gatel
    BPL Member

    @ngatel

    Locale: Southern California

    Tom, keep hiking and your kit will last you a lifetime.

    #1792185
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    "Tom, keep hiking and your kit will last you a lifetime."

    I'm trying, Nick. I'm trying.

    So far, so good. ;)

    #1792187
    BlackHatGuy
    Spectator

    @sleeping

    Locale: The Cascades

    Perhaps this kit should have been included in this kit.

    #1792189
    BlackHatGuy
    Spectator

    @sleeping

    Locale: The Cascades

    "It's the original multi purpose gear, reusable, and comes with a lifetime guarantee, well almost. ;0)"

    It's reusable! NOW you tell me!

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