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Oct 18, 2011 at 7:57 am #1280772
Back in the good ol'days, ya know, while we were hacking the Muir Trail out of talus and scree, we had to use old chunks of canvas and burlap bags, fortunately there was a bit of salt pork fat left in the Dutch Oven.
Oct 18, 2011 at 8:08 am #1791958Yeah but… it says its only for two people. Boooor-ing!! ;)
Oct 18, 2011 at 8:14 am #1791959If I saw someone pull that kit out I think I would be overcome by laughing. OMG…that is horrid looking. Bright yellow says "Hot times ahead!"
Although knowing them it is very tongue in cheek ;-)
Oct 18, 2011 at 8:31 am #1791969Each kit should come with one of these battery powered units, in case of no tent a sticky back could be usede for positional array.
We use these for electrical equipment startup and I brought one home for the master bedroom door but current spousal unit refuses to switch it on.
Oct 18, 2011 at 9:00 am #1791982Hey larry, when you turn that on, does "Fire" by the Ohio Players start playing in the bedroom?
Oct 18, 2011 at 9:33 am #1791989Just when you think you own every kind of gear on the planet. . . .
The condoms are good for stashing small items like your Bic Mini in a rainstorm. Multi-use!
Anyone hoping to get lucky on the trail is definitely in the wrong hobby. ;-) I find that a quick trip to my local bar is far better, and the condom fits well enough in my wallet.
Seriously, to whom are they marketing here?
Stargazer
Oct 18, 2011 at 9:52 am #1791997One of the "pros" in the one review on their website: "plenty of lube." That's just fantastic.
Oct 18, 2011 at 10:18 am #1792010It doesn't appear on the Adventure Medical website………
Search turns up nothing.Oct 18, 2011 at 11:45 am #1792039There's no towel? How else are you supposed to let your fellow hikers not to come in the tent? :)
Oct 18, 2011 at 11:52 am #1792042"There's no towel? How else are you supposed to let your fellow hikers not to come in the tent? :)"
it's a tent, they will know (insert wink here)
there are a couple of *better* images, but this is a family friendly web site.
for the kit to be complete it should at least include a couple of cigarettes
Oct 18, 2011 at 11:57 am #1792046And what about the required sign hung on the tent door "If this tent is rockin' don't come knockin"
Oct 18, 2011 at 12:00 pm #1792051Quick, somebody start selling a bandana that reads, "If the tent's a rockin', don't come a knockin'".
Oct 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm #1792058Do they have one for the solo hiker?
Oct 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm #1792061Hmmm, solo hiker? Maybe an ultralight blow-up doll?
Oct 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm #1792065.34 Cuben Doll?
Oct 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm #1792118The local ski resort tried to have a "Judy Blow Up Doll" race in the spring one year[my apologies to anyone named Judy, I did not name the race]. The trick to winning was to have your doll not shread, you know, last the longest… oh never mind this thread isn't going to do anything but generate puns…
Oct 18, 2011 at 3:09 pm #1792134I tried searching for the web for something in the way of a gear review, but haven't turned up one yet (any volunteers)
Amazon was gracious enough to provide a gear list:
Kit contains: 3 lubricated condoms, 2 packets of lubrication, 4 wet wipes, 4 compressed towels, and one disposal bag Comes with zippered waterproof bag
In the true spirit of ultralight, you may be able to cut back on some of the weight by getting a vasectomy, no?
Oct 18, 2011 at 3:21 pm #1792141"In the true spirit of ultralight, you may be able to cut back on some of the weight by getting a vasectomy, no?"
Either that or if you were like me, you go through hundreds of these kits annually.
:-)
Oct 18, 2011 at 3:34 pm #1792145Yeah, when they do a vasectomy, the surgeon typically removes a small piece of the vas defrens. So you would be saving a little weight…
Oct 18, 2011 at 4:00 pm #1792156I'm sure you could ask for the SUL Vasectomy option and get them to remove more of your tubes.
Next thought, "Lube Dots" aka Toothpaste Dots…?
Oct 18, 2011 at 4:16 pm #1792167AnonymousInactiveusing the kit we were all born with. It's the original multi purpose gear, reusable, and comes with a lifetime guarantee, well almost. ;0)
Oct 18, 2011 at 4:44 pm #1792182Tom, keep hiking and your kit will last you a lifetime.
Oct 18, 2011 at 4:47 pm #1792185AnonymousInactive"Tom, keep hiking and your kit will last you a lifetime."
I'm trying, Nick. I'm trying.
So far, so good. ;)
Oct 18, 2011 at 4:48 pm #1792187Perhaps this kit should have been included in this kit.
Oct 18, 2011 at 4:49 pm #1792189"It's the original multi purpose gear, reusable, and comes with a lifetime guarantee, well almost. ;0)"
It's reusable! NOW you tell me!
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