Mar 13, 2010 at 10:16 am #1256428
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic pole dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before that blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to always check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
.Mar 13, 2010 at 10:43 am #1586041
LOFL! Wouldn't you have love to see the initial reaction of the teacher.Mar 13, 2010 at 10:59 am #1586043
@redmonkLocale: Greater California Ecosystem
That is hilarious.Mar 13, 2010 at 11:35 am #1586047
@cbertLocale: N. California
classic!Mar 13, 2010 at 12:54 pm #1586058
Excellent Doug!!!!!Mar 14, 2010 at 8:02 pm #1586461
LOL!!! Source?Mar 14, 2010 at 8:16 pm #1586468
Ah, like most things, someone sent it in an email….Mar 14, 2010 at 8:18 pm #1586470
Ah, I see. Just curious and wanting to know more. Cute story — if true. :)Mar 14, 2010 at 11:04 pm #1586528
Apparently that picture has been around for at least 5 years. The mother is also known as Mrs Harrington, Mrs Smith, Mrs Lewis…
FrancoMar 15, 2010 at 8:29 am #1586594
@chadnscLocale: Duluth, Minnesota
STOP LAUGHING AT MY MOMMY DAMN IT!Mar 15, 2010 at 8:47 am #1586603
I think she's hot.Mar 15, 2010 at 8:54 am #1586605
"I think she's hot."
If you wanna see someone who's hot….
(and you thought I couldn't bring guns into this discussion….)Mar 15, 2010 at 8:58 am #1586606
Good story about the old lady carjacking, but was there a picture of anyone in that link?Mar 15, 2010 at 9:04 am #1586607
"but was there a picture of anyone in that link?"
Ah, no, only the one you create in your mind. But what a picture that can be from the text!Mar 15, 2010 at 9:09 am #1586609
So one of you thinks a stick figure is hot and the other one is fantasizing about an elderly woman. There's something sad about you two… :)Mar 15, 2010 at 9:11 am #1586612
I also read that other story about the lady shaving her bikini area while driving.
Well, now I have pictures in my mind of a gun-waving, elderly stripper selling snow shovels to four pale white guys shaving her bikini area.
Thanks Douglas.Mar 15, 2010 at 9:29 am #1586622
"the other one is fantasizing about an elderly woman"
Hey, elderly woman with a GUN! That's hot, I don't care what you say! ;-)Mar 19, 2010 at 1:28 am #1588206
Laurie Ann MarchMember
@laurie_annLocale: Ontario, Canada
omg… that was funny. I used to work at my son's school and I've seen some pretty funny things, but this is a riot.
Talking about things like this. My son drew a monster with three horns on it's head for a Valentines Day card to give his Daddy and I… well I just about peed myself laughing when I read the caption. "Have a Horny Valentines Day". I've put it away to show him when he's old enough to appreciate the other connotation.Mar 19, 2010 at 5:55 am #1588227
Haha Laurie! That's awesome. Definitely one for the scrapbook.Mar 19, 2010 at 6:43 am #1588243
@halpottsLocale: Middle Tennessee
"She's not bad, she's just drawn that way"Mar 19, 2010 at 10:59 am #1588302
Thanks for the LOLs. Nice way to head into the weekend and Spring.
Kids and elders are funny – especially kids. Raising two sons brought numerous laughs, but the unexpecteds and when-it-was-NOT-supposed-to-be-funny times were among the best ones.
My younger son received a bad behaviour note that he had to bring home and get his parents to sign and then take back to his kindergarten teacher. The note said he'd 'Made Rude Noises' in class. My wife, son and me were sitting at the table and I asked my son to explain. He quickly inserted his arm under his t-shirt to his armpit and pumped a few of the loudest armpitfart sounds my wife and I had ever heard in our lives. World class!
With our eyes watering, I calmly told him to immediately go to his room while his mom and I discussed the situation. We heard his footsteps going up the stairs, down the hall into his room and then the door shut.
We cried laughing. OMG. We knew we had hold our laughter as best we could. Kids are funny because they have the ability to reveal the reality of the world to us. Once in a while during special moments we catch a glimpse. : )
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